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Apparently that is the opinion of a middle aged father from Tampa. Robert Hancock took his six month old boy from the boy’s grandparents’ house, brought him to a strip club, and requested the employees to babysit the boy for a week or two.

It is not clear why he took the baby out of the house the baby’s grandparents who took care of him. But the 42 year old father came up with clever ideas on how to take care of the baby. On Sunday evening little before 8 p.m. he dropped by a strip club drunk. When he asked for the cell phone from the 23 year old Minouche Eliasin working at the door, she got suspicious. She thought it was odd that the baby was inside the car with all the windows up. She started asking him about the baby and his mom, and he started acting real strange and told her not to call the authorities. She told her manager, and they called police. In the mean time Eliasin and her coworkers took care of the baby: they changed his soiled dippers and gave him a bottle. Robert slowly disclosed his plan to Eliasin. Since the people at the strip club were so helpful, he wanted to drop the baby off for a week or two. He promised he would come back later to pick him up.

Soon the police arrived and he was arrested on multiple charges. He had such a clever plan but the club’s no child policy ruined it all.

A club where they take of clothes, of course. After reported missing for past two days, a pastor from NY, was found in a strip club in Ohio.

His wife Susan is relieved and overjoyed at the news, and profusely thank god saying she is trilled that he is safe. She was not too concerned about the strip club thing. She blamed it on pressure of doing god’s work and the toll it takes on a person’s mental health, and vowed to get him all the help he needs. The dancers in the club tell a different story. They thought he was acting really strange - if people in a strip club think you are strange that says something. But what they found so strange? Well, besides profanity and offer to join him in his hotels, he argued about the price for three or four lap dances he received. To them he did not act at all disoriented or showed any sign of medical problem. After FBI and NY police searched for him for the past two days, Ohio police found him through the license plate of his car parked outside the club. When confronted by the police he said he felt really guilty. His wife is blaming it on the stress.

So there you have it: when a mortal like us visits strip clubs it is a sin; but for men of cloth it is just stress. There is such a fine line between perversion and mental problem.